46. 3 In 1

46.
3 In 1

Slowly

When my sister reads a poem, she reads it far too quick.
If it’s not real, is this a trick?
Read it slowly, there, that’s better.
Now go off and write a letter.

Ain’t That A Shame

It ain’t no bed of roses when your English ain’t no good,
snobs turn up their noses and say you don’t know a thing.
They treat you as an ignoramus when you don’t use no big words,
double negatives notwithstanding, this is what I heard.

Triple Decker

Three for the price of one, what more do you want?
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