26. Have A Nice Day

26.
Have A Nice Day 

When someone says this shit to you,
what are you supposed to do?

Go ahead punk, make my day
is a reasonably good riposte,
better than drop dead, get lost.

Tommy Tiernan, in this sanctified, beleagured isle,
makes me laugh, he makes me smile.

What does he say
as he goes away?

I'll have whatever fucking kind of day I like.
This from the land of
where's my bleeding bike?